Monthly Archives: September 2009

Thermal Underwear

I need to buy thermal underwear, whatever that is, within the next two weeks. I Google-image’d it and it looks normal enough. But I have never worn thermal underwear. I don’t know what to expect. And I don’t know anyone … Continue reading

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The Ketchup and Mustard Trade

When it rained in elementary school, all the after school kids had to go in the auditorium. On one rainy day, to help keep us entertained, the Señoras (what we called the yard ladies. Is yard ladies even the correct … Continue reading

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My dad thinks I’m a lesbian

When I was a pre-teen, I was listening to my Walkman and singing, “Happy Together.” There’s a lyric in there that goes “I think about you day and night, it’s only right / To think about the girl you love … Continue reading

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There is no title.

I went to an Ellen DeGeneres Show taping on Thursday and watched the show on TV today (I saw myself three times!). It was really weird seeing exactly what I saw yesterday on TV. The only difference was Katherine Heigl … Continue reading

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A Day with the Conservatives

Today I might have met a woman who thinks the AmeriCorps is Obama’s socialist military camp thing! I don’t know if she did, but I hope so! People in South Pas are too gosh darn liberal and they always say … Continue reading

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Today I tried to help a Spanish-speaking man use a pay phone to call El Salvador, but I couldn’t do it. 😦 I tried to remember the Spanish I learned, but my mind was frustratingly blank. I felt so bad … Continue reading

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Mr. Buhler ruined my life

In 7th grade, I was in pre-algebra honors. Did you see that? Honors. Yeah, that’s right. I was once in an honors math class. Anyway, my teacher was Mr. Buhler. He was a good teacher, funny and passionate about his … Continue reading

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